A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train.
After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk.
In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and wakes the man. “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The man leans out and says, “Hey why don’t we just pretend that we’re married for tonight.”
The woman giggles and says “Okay! Sure!”
“Great!” says the man. “Get your own fucking blanket!”
Possibly the most accurate fact about Computer Science as a discipline…
“A bad carpenter blames his tools. A good carpenter blames the bad carpenter.”
Classic
