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"I can tell you that any invasion of South Korea from the North would end at the first supermarket or..."

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:14:06 +0000

“I can tell you that any invasion of South Korea from the North would end at the first supermarket or shopping centre. North Koreans are kept cocooned from the real world. They mostly believe what they hear on the radio (which only has 1 channel) They believe they are doing better than the South, which needs them to save it from Americans. Think of them as the same folks that believe in creation and Rush. But the whole country. The minute they hit the first Samsung store, it’s over. Imagine moving instantly from small town Korea in 1924, to Seoul 2010.”

So much for a high class product huh?

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:17:02 +0000

So much for a high class product huh?

Horrifying moment a man jumped into a bear's enclosure. Incredibly, BOTH survived.

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 11:21:00 +0000

Horrifying moment a man jumped into a bear's enclosure. Incredibly, BOTH survived.:

Police and zoo officials say there has been an outpouring of public sympathy - for the bear.

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Tue, 24 Nov 2009 23:53:06 +0000

"Benayoun to Lucas. Lucas will go backwards, because that’s what he does. And now the..."

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:23:14 +0000

“Benayoun to Lucas. Lucas will go backwards, because that’s what he does. And now the counterattack has stopped…”

- BBC 5 Live Commentator

A breath of fresh air

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:11:56 +0000

A breath of fresh air

Norwegian Recycling - Not A Recycling Program!

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:59:49 +0000

bridohk:

For those who don’t know who this is, read on. For those who know, we all know he’s good! He is a music producer whose real name is Peter Bull from Norway and is currently studying Audio Engineering in Australia. The music he produces generally recycles music currently popular in the market and mix them together into even more amazing tunes.

Everyone should at least listen to a few of his tunes. If you like, you might even donate to his site to show your support. My post above is Acoustic Alchemy mixed by him, and if you like it or interested here is his site:Norwegian Recycling.

I'm going to tell my son the worst swearword in the world

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:57:44 +0000

I'm going to tell my son the worst swearword in the world:

Hilarity ensues when the father tells the son that the Everest of all swearwords is ‘limone’ (which incidentally is ‘lemon’ in Italian)

carocat: Autocomplete Me » I Am The Emperor Of...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:55:24 +0000

carocat:

Autocomplete Me » I Am The Emperor Of Candyland!!!

"For it suddenly to be called McDonald’s Anfield or Sony Ericsson Anfield would be a bit..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:54:51 +0000

“For it suddenly to be called McDonald’s Anfield or Sony Ericsson Anfield would be a bit strange. Liverpool is a traditional football club and it will always be known as Anfield to the fans. Some fans took umbrage when they put up a scoreboard. If you don’t know the score, what’s the point of being at the game? So you can only imagine the reaction to Anfield being renamed.”

"On a lighter note, bookmakers are offering special markets on ‘Le Hand of God’ with the..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:20:53 +0000

“On a lighter note, bookmakers are offering special markets on ‘Le Hand of God’ with the chance of the match being replayed rated a 33-1 long shot. Henry is 125-1 to score with his hand in the World Cup in South Africa, but just 7-2 that he personally apologises to the people of Ireland. And one leading Irish firm says it is refunding a total of more than £100,000 to punters who backed the Irish to make the finals in 2010.”

"It’s funny how a lot of truly great players manage to tarnish their reputations prior to..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:20:13 +0000

“It’s funny how a lot of truly great players manage to tarnish their reputations prior to retirement. Zidane in 2006, Cantona karate, Maradona’s hand…and now Henry’s handball. The list goes on.”

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Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:47:28 +0000

Food for thought - Google Interview Questions

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:32:02 +0000

Food for thought - Google Interview Questions

"I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks..."

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:07:47 +0000

“I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.”

"One of these days I’m going to try an experiment - see if I can replace all the..."

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:06:10 +0000

“One of these days I’m going to try an experiment - see if I can replace all the ‘lol’, ‘rofl’, ‘haha’ with ‘CACKLEZZZZ’ for one day. One whole day.”

"Rafa takes Benayoun off because he’s tired…Why is Lucas never tired???"

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:28:10 +0000

“Rafa takes Benayoun off because he’s tired…Why is Lucas never tired???”

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:21:59 +0000

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:45:45 +0000

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train.

After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and wakes the man. “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”

The man leans out and says, “Hey why don’t we just pretend that we’re married for tonight.”

The woman giggles and says “Okay! Sure!”

“Great!” says the man. “Get your own fucking blanket!”

Possibly the most accurate fact about Computer Science as a...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:42:25 +0000

Possibly the most accurate fact about Computer Science as a discipline…