viva da MuffinMan

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:21:59 +0000

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:45:45 +0000

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage on a train.

After their initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep. The man takes the top bunk, and the woman takes the lower bunk.

In the middle of the night, the woman leans over and wakes the man. “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”

The man leans out and says, “Hey why don’t we just pretend that we’re married for tonight.”

The woman giggles and says “Okay! Sure!”

“Great!” says the man. “Get your own fucking blanket!”

Possibly the most accurate fact about Computer Science as a...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:42:25 +0000

Possibly the most accurate fact about Computer Science as a discipline…

"A bad carpenter blames his tools. A good carpenter blames the bad carpenter."

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:31:35 +0000

“A bad carpenter blames his tools. A good carpenter blames the bad carpenter.”

Classic

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:15:33 +0000

Classic

Photo

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:55:07 +0100

Hey, it works!

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:49:56 +0100

Hey, it works!

Photo

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:47:15 +0100

RSS Water Fountains - the cornerstone of Web 2.5

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 17:50:36 +0100

RSS Water Fountains - the cornerstone of Web 2.5

A new love

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 12:56:33 +0100

A new love

"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner..."

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:51:01 +0100

“I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’.”

- Paddy Lennox

carocat: rocketjumper: The Joy of Tech That’s exactly my...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:51:48 +0100

carocat:

rocketjumper: The Joy of Tech

That’s exactly my reaction!

This is so true…

carocat: thillythenny: sweet! would love to see more smart...

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 08:50:37 +0100

carocat:

thillythenny:

sweet! would love to see more smart advertising.

Agreed, this is brilliant.

"To date, I have not actually seen a credible source give a bad review about Windows 7. Yes, there..."

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:08:49 +0100

“To date, I have not actually seen a credible source give a bad review about Windows 7. Yes, there will be the inevitable Linux and Mac “fan-boys” making loud noises about it being rubbish, but those kinds will never be happy with anything that comes with a Microsoft badge, even if it was a free all-inclusive holiday to the Maldives.”

"First they came for the hackers. But I never did anything illegal with my computer, so I..."

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:18:52 +0100

“First they came for the hackers.
But I never did anything illegal with my computer,
so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the pornographers.
But I thought there was too much smut on the Internet anyway,
so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the anonymous remailers.
But a lot of nasty stuff gets sent from anon.penet.fi,
so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for the encryption users.
But I could never figure out how to work PGP anyway,
so I didn’t speak up.
Then they came for me.
And by that time there was no one left to speak up.”

I love street art

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:06:11 +0100

I love street art

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Wed, 29 Jul 2009 14:01:16 +0100

carocat: thedailywhat: Failure of the Day: Failing Under...

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 13:49:47 +0100

carocat:

thedailywhat:

Failure of the Day: Failing Under Consent of King.

(Double Fail Bonus: He is not the Prince of Wales. That title belongs to his father, Prince Charles.)

[via.]

"It’s always incredible now that you can buy a 20 mHz micro controller processor for about..."

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:43:38 +0100

“It’s always incredible now that you can buy a 20 mHz micro controller processor for about $2. It’s the size of a dime and is in the same ballpark as those machines that took up entire rooms. And lets not even talk about $1,000 desktops. All those scientists from the 50s and 60s must be so pissed if they are looking down on us now. We use all that computing power to upload songs, share ring tones, update our profiles on Facebook, etc. They would have killed for this type of computing power.”

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Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:22:29 +0100